The Former VP that Won't Fade Away

Anyone want to know why Cheney won't go away? I think there are a few reasons.

1. He needs to justify his existence.
2. He needs to justify his all comsuming passion to torture, even though there might not be any evidence the people he wants to torture have done anything worhty of arrest. (I'd hate to think what he does when he sits alone in the dark and watches the DVDs of the torture. *shudder*)
3. He wants to be able to blame the Obama administration if there are ever any future attacks by terrorists on U.S. soil. This will probably include if the terrorists are some of Cheney's most ardent followers that have been incited by his claims. It also doesn't matter that the actions he devised and approved of were and are the greatest possible recruiting tools given to terrorists.
4. He can't stand the notion that he's now being publicly held up to account for his actions.
5. He is paranoid to the point of insanity.
6. He's just pissed that he couldn't rule for ever.